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Literature Text
Umbran Lovers SIXTH SCENE
Characters:
Shadow the Hedgehog(Sonic the Hedgehog series)
Aqua(Kingdom Hearts series)
Daffy Duck(Looney Tunes series)
Officer Jenny(Pokemon series)
---Scene Start---
Setting: Buffalo Police Station: One Week after the “Accident”
(Shadow and Aqua walk into the Police Station to bail out Daffy. After the explosion, Daffy was arrested for alleged terrorism)
Shadow: This is the crappiest week, I have ever experienced!
Aqua:*sigh* You’re telling, me. I’m just glad no one was severely hurt.
Shadow: Like us?!*says angrily*
Aqua: Shadow, I know you’re angry. I am too at Daffy for doing this. But, we promised Joy to not go off on him. Let’s go in, bail him out, drop him off at Joy’s house, and go home.
Shadow: Couldn’t say it better myself. Especially, since we have to bail him out with our own money.
Aqua: She did say that she would pay us back. And, I trust her.
Shadow: She better. We practically put together a fortune to get this idiot out where he belongs.
(The two appear at the reception desk. It was Officer Jenny who was manning the reception desk.)
Aqua: Hello, I’m Aqua and this is----
Shadow: I know who she is. Hey, Jenny.
Officer Jenny: Shadow, hi! It’s been too long!
Shadow: It has.
Officer Jenny: And hi Aqua! I’m so honored to finally meet you in person!
Aqua: Oh, wow! I’m so flattered! I’m glad to meet you too!
(Shadow immediately is annoyed and quick to interrupt.)
Shadow: Can we save the meet and greet for later. I wanna be done with this!
Officer Jenny: Oh, sorry…Well, do you guys have the bail money?
Shadow: Unfortunately *clenches his fist*
Aqua: *hands Jenny the check* Here…is the check…
(Officer Jenny looks at the check to verify it.)
Officer Jenny: Ok! Five million dollars exactly! I’ll process this quick and we can get the duck out…
(Officer Jenny walks over the reception desk to a room where she will process the check)
Shadow: I can’t believe we’re out 5 million dollars.
Aqua: Well, we both pitched in so it was actually 2.5 million a piece.
Shadow: You think that makes things any better?!
Aqua: *sigh* No, of course not! But---
Shadow: But, nothing!
(Aqua was shocked at how Shadow snapped back her, but intended on staying calm regardless)
Aqua:…right.
(Officer Jenny comes back after fully processing the check.)
Officer Jenny: Allright, the check passed. Let’s go kick him out!
Shadow & Aqua: Lovely…
(The three head to the holding cell area, where Daffy was the only one in. When they get to the door, Officer Jenny opens the door for both Shadow and Aqua, as they enter Daffy’s area.)
Officer Jenny: Make sure to keep it brief, ok?
Aqua: Of course. We won’t be long.
(Officer Jenny closes the door. Shadow and Aqua hear Daffy’s voice)
Daffy: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Aqua: Daffy!
Shadow: Daffy, get up NOW!!!!
(They walk to his cell and realize that he is sleeping)
Aqua: Daffy! It’s time to wake up! DAFFY!
(Daffy did not budge)
Aqua: Aaugh! Why won’t he wake up?
Shadow: Jenny said this room is soundproof, right?
Aqua: Yes. Do you have a plan to wake him up?
Shadow: Yeah*pulls out a revolver from his back*
Aqua: Shadow! Wha—
(Shadow shoots at Daffy, purposely missing his body, to wake him up.)
Daffy: AAAAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! WHAA!!!!!
Aqua: Shadow, stop! Are you insane?!
Shadow: He’s a cartoon! He’ll live!
(Shadow continues to shoot him and he scrambles in fear)
Daffy: AHHHH!!!!! I’M UP!!! I’M UP!!!!!
Shadow: What was that? I couldn’t hear you from all of that squirming!
Aqua: *materializes Keyblade* SHADOW!!!!!
Shadow:*turns to Aqua, battle ready* I just need a few m---
Aqua: PUT! THE GUN! DOWN!...NOW!!!!
(Daffy is squirming in fear and in terror)
Shadow: *growling*
Aqua: Wha---SHADOW!!!!
Shadow: Ok, FINE!!! I think I’ve put enough fear into him.
Aqua: Give me the gun!
Shadow: What? This is my gun!
Aqua: GIVE IT TO ME!!!
Shadow: FINE! *throws it to Aqua*
Daffy: *crying*
Aqua: Thank you…I’ll give it back to you at some point!
Shadow: Fine!*turns to Daffy and opens the cell door* Daffy, get up!
Daffy:*crying* NO! IDONTWANNAGETUP!!
Shadow: *growls*
Aqua: Daffy, that’s enough! Get up now!
Daffy: No!, You don’t understand! Someone is---
(Aqua has had it with Daffy’s shinannigans, and shouts)
Aqua: Enough! Both Shadow and I had to pay millions just to get you out! With everything that has happened, I’ve had it up to here and I’m never like this. GET! UP! NOW!!!!!!
(Daffy is opprobriously silent)
Shadow: Hmm?
Daffy: Ok. Yes, ma’am!
Aqua: And hurry up!!!
Daffy: Ok.
(All of the sudden, a mysterious woman breaks into the room, moving towards Daffy really quickly with a Sledgehammer, looking really furious)
Shadow: Hmm?
Aqua: What?!
Daffy: Ah!!! No! Please!!!!
(Aqua recognizes who it was…It was actress Molly Ringwald.)
Aqua: M..Molly?!
Shadow: Molly Ringwald?
Molly: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
(Molly, with all of her might, smashes Daffy’s crotch with the Sledgehammer)
Daffy:AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEHHGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aqua:*gasps*
Shadow: Hmph…Beautiful!
(Molly Ringwald runs out of the room as fast as possible. Officer Jenny chases after her.)
Officer Jenny: Wait!!!!!!!! Stop!!!!! Freeeze!!!!!!
(Daffy whimpers in unholy pain)
Daffy: *loudly whimpers*
Aqua: Daffy!* goes to Daffy’s side*
Shadow: *shocked* Oh my god
Aqua: Daffy, breathe, relax!
Shadow: Are you seriously telling him that, after what happened!
Daffy: *Even Louder whimpering*
Aqua: Oh my---
Shadow: Aaugh! The sounds that you’re making!
Daffy: EEEEE!!!! They saw my pee-pee---the kids saw my pee-pee.
Aqua: Did you say---the kids saw your pee-pee?!
Daffy:*extremely whimpering*
Shadow: I’ve had enough of this! It’s clear that we need to make an extra stop, so let’s get this over with! We don’t want to send him home knowing he was knocked back into 5th grade.
Aqua:*sigh* Right…
Shadow: Let’s use our Chaos Emeralds. It’ll be less of a hassle.
Aqua: Right.
Daffy: EEEEE!!! I want it down! It won’t go down!!! EEEEE!!!!!
(Aqua and Shadow ready their emeralds and begin to perform Chaos Control)
(The Emeralds glow very brightly)
Shadow and Aqua: CHAOS CONTROL!!!!!!!
(Shadow, Aqua, and Daffy teleport, exiting the police station)
----End Scene---
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