Umbran Lovers Episode 1/Scene 5

Umbran Lovers FIFTH SCENE

Characters:

Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog series)                              Disgust(Disney/Pixar’s Inside Out)

Joy(Disney/Pixar’s Inside Out)                                

Lightning(Final Fantasy XIII)                                                    Falco Lombardi(Star Fox series)

Aqua(Kingdom Hearts)                                            

Youruichi Shihoyuin (Bleach)

Daffy Duck(Looney Tunes)

---Scene Start----

 

-----In a Ruby Tuesday’s near downtown Buffalo-----

(Shadow and Joy are enjoying lunch together. At the same time, Lightning is having her date with a women who she has been seeing for the past month now. It’s actually Aqua from the Kingdom Hearts series. They met in Match.com and now they are going pretty steady pretty quickly. Shadow does not realize yet that Lightning is actually here. Previously he thought that she teleported to another Ruby Tuesdays somewhere in Dowtown Buffalo, not this specific one. He will find out, along with meeting Lightning’s girlfriend sooner than expected, along with other things that will happen that will be honestly unexpected.)

 

(Shadow and Joy finished ordering their main courses. They ordered their soup of the day, which is a random soup, but is guaranteed to be delicious. Joy is treating Shadow to lunch today so he doesn’t have to pay a dime. They just received their soups with mysterious lids covering the bowls.)

Joy: Allright, are you excited for the Soup Bowl Challenge?!

Shadow:…No!

Joy: Aww, you’ll love it! Basically, we are going to get 3 different Soups throughout the evening, and they will be covered with lids. We will both get the same time of soups throughout, and whoever guesses the type of soup gets a point!!!

Shadow: You are WAY too excited about this!

Joy: I know!!! This is going to be so much fun!!! Also, whoever wins gets a really cool prize at the end!!!

Shadow: Lovely…

Joy: Would you like to know what the prizes is? *smiles very widely*

Shadow: *sigh* Sure, why not…

(Joy pulls out a an envelope with flowers on it, containing a variety of prizes inside)

Joy: It’s actually a collection of prizes!!! Yay!!!!! This is going to be fun!!!!!!

Shadow:*sigh* Whatever…

(Joy sees Shadow rolls his eyes and cross his arms. Joy becomes a bit saddened by this and realizes that Shadow is not having a good time.)

Joy: Shadow…

(Shadow is silent, and pouting)

Joy: *sigh* Listen…I know you may not be enjoying yourself now, but it will get more enjoyable, I promise.

(Shadow still remains silent)

Joy: *sigh*

(Joy realizes that she needs some time to think to herself. She needs to figure out what to do to make the evening more enjoyable for him.)

Joy: Umm, I’m going to the little lady’s room real quick and wash up. I’ll be right back ok?

Shadow: Fine. No rush.

(Joy gets up and says one last comment before she heads into the bathroom.)

Joy: Shadow…please know that I’m trying. I wouldn’t be trying if I didn’t care about you.

(Shadow is slightly startled by that statement. He says nothing regardless…Joy smiles nonetheless and walks to the bathroom)

Shadow: Hmph…Lightning is right. She is too nice for her own good…

(All of the sudden, Lightning comes towards Shadow’s table. She replies after Shadow says his remark, to surprise him.)

Lightning: And you’re just realizing that now?

(Shadow is shocked! He turns around and sees Lightning wearing an outfit similar to Joy’s. She’s wearing a silver V-Neck shirt, instead of a frilled shirt. Other than that, her outfit is similar to Joy’s, just with different colors. Her date is wearing similar clothing as well.)

Shadow: Wha…Claire?! I thought---

Lightning: The Ruby Tuesday’s that we went to was unfortunately close down. Why it was closed down…well, I actually couldn’t say.

Shadow: Oh um, ok. It’s just surprising.

Lightning: What’s also surprising is that you’ll get to meet my girlfriend sooner than expected. If you’re interested, of course.

(Shadow is interested, and obliques.)

Shadow: Sure. Bring her over.

???: Way ahead of you.

(A woman comes over to Shadow’s table. Lightning’s face lights up as she comes up. Shadow immediately recognizes that woman and is shocked that Lightning is even dating her. It was Aqua from the Kingdom Hearts series. )

Aqua: Shadow the Hedgehog! We meet at last!

Shadow: Aqua?!

(Shadow is actually a huge fan of her work in the Kingdom Hearts series. Aqua is also a huge fan of his work also.)

Shadow: Wow, i---have to say, I never thought I would meet you in person.

Aqua: Same here! I’m such a huge fan of your work!

Shadow: Thank you. I’m a huge fan of yours too!

(Aqua and Shadow shake hands and smile at each other. The connection is instant)

Lightning: Well, I’m glad you two are well acquainted now.

Aqua: I’m glad too! *smiles warmly*

Shadow: *slightly grins* Yeah…

(Lightning looks back at her table and notices that her and Aqua meals are ready.)

Lightning: Oh! Looks like our meals are ready, Aqua.

Aqua: Oh wonderful! I’m starving.

Lightning: Well, we’re going to go eat now. Enjoy the rest of your time with Madame Mayor.

Shadow: I’ll try, but most likely fail.

(Lightning smirks and walks back to her table along with Aqua.)

Aqua: It was nice meeting you again!

Shadow: It was nice meeting you as well!

Aqua: Oh, before I go---

Shadow: Yes?

Aqua: She is trying…and she does care. You gotta give her some credit for that, right?

(Shadow is silent, but surprised)

Aqua: Keep that in mind---ok?

(Aqua walks back to her table with Lightning to enjoy her lunch. Shadow takes a deep breath and sees Joy walk back to the table.)

Joy: Hey.

Shadow: Hey.

Joy: So, I was thinking and…*sigh* I don’t wanna to force you to---

Shadow: *sigh*…Fine. I’ll play your childish game!

Joy: What?! Really?! You mean it?!

Shadow: Yes.

(Joy’s face lit up with excitement and happiness; Shadow’s still annoyed, but is now reluctant)

Joy: Wonderful! I’m so happy!

Shadow: Of course you are…

(Joy sits down and prepares to play the game with Shadow)

Joy: Ok! Ready for the first soup?!

Shadow: I suppose.

(Both of them remove the lids from their soup bowls)

Joy: Oooh! This looks yummy!

Shadow: This looks raw…

Joy: (says melodiously) It looks yummyyyyy!!

Shadow:*sigh* It’d better

(Meanwhile at the host’s desk…)

(Falco gets ready to end his shift, and pass it over to his replacement, Yoruichi Shihoin from the Bleach series)

Falco: Ah, finally. What took you so long?!

Yoruichi: Sorry about that. I had a bit of trouble with someone while trying to cash in my check.

Falco: Really? Did Mugatu from the Zoolander movies try to take your check by force or something?

Yoruichi:…*stares at Falco shockingly*

Falco: *shocked*…Please tell me you are joking!

Yoruichi: I’d rather not speak about it now…

Falco: You’re kidding me! Why the hell did…

(All of the sudden, Daffy Duck sprints from the entrance to the tables as fast as possible, passing by Falco and Yoruichi so quickly, almost as if he is being chased by someone…)

Daffy Duck: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Yoruichi: What the---

Falco: Hey, woah! WOAH!

Yoruichi: Why the hell---

(Also, a blue streak of light flashes by them in an instant)

ZZZZOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yoruichi: Aaaugh!

Falco: Wha---really?!

Yoruchi: Falco, I would just clock out now and head home. I’ll handle this.

Falco: *whew* Thanks, Yoruichi! I owe ya!

(Yoruichi smirks at that remark.)

Yoruchi: You bet you do!

(Falco walks out of the restaurant, only to come back inside, suddenly wearing a tux, and holding hands with Disgust, wearing a green and white dress)

Falco: I swear, today was stressful. I gotta eat!

Disgust: Well, we’re here now babe. We’ll eat soon enough.

(Yoruichi was dumbfounded and very annoyed…)

Disgust: Hello! Table for 2 please?

Yoruichi: Well, of course! Right this way…

(As she escorts them both to their table, Yoruichi gives Falco an angry stare. Falco responds by smiling very widely and nervously. Meanwhile, back at Joy and Shadow’s table…)

Joy: MMM! That’s was so good! They have some mighty tasty stir-fry!

Shadow: Indeed. I must say that was very satisfying.

Joy: Now, are you ready for the last soup of the challenge? This tie-breaker will decide who will get the prize !!!

Shadow: Sure, let’s be done with this.

(Suddenly, Daffy Duck rushes in to Joy and Shadow’s table, looking really scared and out of breath.)

Daffy: Baby!!!!

Joy: Wha----Daffy?!

Shadow: Hmm?

Daffy: Help! Please, I need you baby!!!

Joy: Sweetheart, what’s the matter please tell me!

Shadow: What in god’s name did you do this time?

Joy: Wha---Shadow?!

Daffy: Don’t you see that I’m in pain here??!!

Shadow: Oh, shut up! Knowing you, you probably angered someone to the point of that person coming after you!

Joy: Daffy…is this true?

Daffy: Well…I---

(The blue streak finally reached the table. It was actually Sonic the Hedgehog! Daffy broke one of his Game Of The Year trophies and now he wants to beat him up)

Sonic: Daffy!!!!

Daffy:*hides behind Joy’s legs* Ahhhhh…help me!!!

Sonic: I’m going to KILL you!!!!

Joy: Sonic, stop! What is going on here?

Sonic: I’ll tell you what’s going on here! He broke one of my Game Of The Year trophies!

Shadow: Hmm?!

Joy: *sighs* *slightly annoyed* Daffy, why did you do that?

Daffy: Because he called me stupid!

Sonic: What else isn’t new!

Joy: Now Sonic…why did you call him stupid?

Sonic: Well, he was arguing with me about who’s the president of the United States is?

Daffy: And I’m right and he’s wrong!!!

Shadow: You have got to be kidding me…

(Sonic looks towards the table and notices Shadow)

Sonic: Oh Shadow, hey. I didn’t notice you.

Shadow: It’s fine. I mainly have a problem with Daffy’s stupidity!

Joy: Now, Shadow, why would you say that. Daffy is one of the smartest p----

(Shadow immediately interrupts Joy, and asks Daffy a swift question)

Shadow: Daffy, who’s the president?

Daffy: Oprah Winfrey!!!

(Shadow, Joy and Sonic are all dumbfounded. )

Shadow: *facepalms* Oh my god…

Sonic: See?! *turns his head towards Daffy* You’re an idiot, Daffy Duck!

Daffy Duck: NOO!!! YOU ARE!!!!!!!!

Joy: Guys please!! We need to calm down and talk about this like the roommates we are and---

(Shadow is suddenly shocked and even more dumbfounded than before.)

Shadow: Wait…what?

Joy: Well Shadow, I---

Shadow: You live with Sonic?!

(Joy, Shadow, Sonic and Daffy argue with each other and every one in the store is getting bothered by it. Aqua and Lightning notices this and walk to the scene to try to calm them all down.)

Lightning: Guys! HEY!

(Aqua decides to step in and try to get their attention)

Aqua: HEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

(Everyone suddenly stopped arguing with each other and turned their attention to Aqua.)

Aqua: Thank you. Now, what is going on?

Daffy: Sonic called me stupid!!! *turns to Sonic* And Oprah Winfrey is our President!!!

Aqua: Umm, what?!

Lightning: Daffy! Oprah is not the President!

Joy: Light’s right. She’s not the president…It’s clearly Jennifer Love Hewett, and I---

(Shadow suddenly snaps at Joy, after hearing that remark.)

Shadow: Are you dense, Joy?!

Sonic: Joy, really?

Lightning: Seriously!

Joy: No, I’m just saying the who the president is.

Daffy: It’s Oprah, I tell ya! OPRAH!

(Lightning suddenly snaps at Daffy, shouting in the process)

Lightning: It’s not OPRAH!!!!!!

Aqua: Claire!...please calm down.

Lightning:*sigh and crosses her arms and paces around*

Aqua: Madame Mayor?

Joy: Oh, please! Call me Joy!

Aqua: Joy… You do know that our president is Barack Obama right?

Joy: Oh…uhhh, oh well of course I do! How would I not?

(Aqua Is now confused)

Aqua: But, you said it was Jennifer Love Hewitt…

Joy: Well…I…I’m—

(Shadow suddenly snaps at Joy again)

Shadow: An overjoyed dense woman!

Joy: Shadow, come on! That’s mean!

Shadow: How DENSE can you get?!

Sonic: Guys, really?!

Daffy: It’s OPRAH!!!!

Lightning: DAMN IT, Daffy!!!

Aqua: Guys, let’s not fight!

(They are all fighting, getting louder and louder, annoying everyone in the Ruby Tuesday. Aqua is trying desperately to call them down, but it’s not working. Yoruichi, Falco, and Disgust are looking distraughtly.)

Falco: Uhhh…

Yoruichi: I have no words to be honest.

Disgust: Not to mention, they are all making a---

(Disgust notices something on the floor. It was a sticky, smelly liquid of some sort.)

Disgust: Wha? EWW! EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWW!!!!

Falco: Babe, what’s the matter?!

Yoruichi: Disgust?

Disgust: There’s oil all around the floor! It’s flooding! It’s all over my Prada shoes!!!!! AHHHH!!!!

Yoruchi: What?!*looks down* Oil?!!!

Falco: Aaugh! Smells like Car Oil!!!

(Shadow and the others notices the smell…)

Shadow: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!*smells oil* Anybody notice that it suddenly smells like Car Oil?

(Everyone starts to notice now, including the other patrons…)

Aqua: Hey, wait a minute? Where’s Daffy?

Joy:*notices that he’s gone* Oh. I don’t know. Daffy?!

Daffy: Right here babycake!

(Joy and the others turn around and noticed Daffy is carrying something very spontaneous.)

Daffy: Hey, guys! Look what I got!

(Daffy is carrying a box of already active sparklers, and the gang is concerned.)

Daffy: SPARKLERS!!!!!!

Everybody: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Falco: Daffy, no!!! Those are my spark---

(Daffy throws the box up in the air. The sparklers scatters all across the air and begin to decend. Everybody tries to scatter but it was too late. All of the sparklers molded with the oil and caused a massive explosion, blowing up the Ruby Tuesdays with everyone in it!)

---End Scene---