Umbran Lovers Episode 1/Scene 1

Characters:

Shadow the Hedgehog( Sonic the Hedgehog franchise)

Joy(Disney/Pixar’s Inside Out)

Tracer(Overwatch franchise)

Daffy Duck(Looney Tunes franchise)

Edna Mode(Disney/Pixar’s The Incredibles)

Princess Anna(Disney’s Frozen)

Princess Elsa(Disney’s Frozen)

Trunks(Dragon Ball Z series)

(In an office….mid-day…..Buffalo, NY)

Shadow:…..You know, I can’t say I’m not surprised that you want to do this, even after last night….

Joy: I know….but, I just want us to move on from it and just turn in a new leaf…

Shadow: You’re kidding right? No, I’m serious….are you joking right now?

Joy: No, I’m not, Shadow…

(She takes a deep breath and speaks again….)

Joy: I know that this will be a rather unorthodox statement but….I really would love it if we became friends!

Shadow: Hmph! You’re actually not joking!

Joy: Now, I know it would be difficult to even consider after what happened…

Shadow: Clearly!

Joy: But if we make steps to move on from this…

Shadow: Steps?! STEPS?! We tried to kill each other!

Joy: Shadow….

Shadow: We practically leveled downtown Buffalo! People are scared of us now! They probably think we are terrorists!

Joy: Please, Shadow….let me….

Shadow: I’m surprised you’re even still in office right now. I hoped that you would be removed already, and jailed for the rest of your pathetic…

Joy: FOR PETE’S SAKE, SHADOW! LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!

(Everyone is startled by Joy’s extremely rare shout…Edna Mode, Joy’s assistant, is just appauled…)

Joy: Umm, sorry everyone! Just strengthening the vocal cords, nothing to worry about…

(Edna Mode shakes in pure anger, with a wide scorn in her face)

Shadow: Oh for god’s sakes….(closes the door)

----Meanwhile, outside the Mayor’s office----

(Trunks, one of City Hall’s security guards, escort Princess Anna & Queen Elsa of Arendelle to meet the Mayor of Buffalo, NY…Joy, Near the 2^nd floor hall, near the Mayor’s office…)

Trunks: And this is the 2^nd floor hall, near the Mayor’s office. Beautiful state of the art, poetry describes the conture of the floor as a whole!

Anna: Wow, it is! This is very beautiful!

Elsa: Indeed!

Trunks: And Mayor Joy, resides right across the hall, to your right. Mind if I ask why you’re here today?

Elsa: Well, on behalf of us and all of Arendelle, we would like to give the Mayor and the city of Buffalo, 10 million dollars, in support of her plan to rebuild the part of the city that was destroyed yesterday.

Anna: We’re so excited to meet her!

Trunks: Tetetetetetetetete…….Ten Mill…

(A blue light speeds through Anna, Elsa and Trunks….)

ZOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

Elsa & Anna: Ahh!

(There was a bag of dvds that Trunks was holding. When the blue streak speading by, sped by him, the bag went flying!)

Trunks: Wha---(notices the bag flying) No!!! My Tae Bo Training DVD’s!!!!

(Trunks runs to catch the bag of dvds)

Anna: Mr. Trunks, wait!

Elsa: Wait, Mr. Trunks!

Meanwhile, back at the Mayor’s office~~

Shadow: Rrrgh…..

Joy: Pleeeaaasseee????? (cutie face)

Shadow: Stop saying pl-

Joy: Please, Shadow?! I’ll make you feel good!

Shadow: Wait, what?!

Joy: Well, i---

Shadow: What do you mean by “ I’LL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD?!”

Joy: Well, I can treat you to dinner, take you to a movie, take you to golf, yoga class, the beach, Dorney Park, Disney World, Disney Land…..

Shadow: Wha….oh?

Joy: (giggles) What did you think I meant?

Shadow: I…..uhhhh….

(All of the sudden, a blue streak speeds into the Office with a laptop…It was a woman named Lena Oxton, a.k.a Tracer)

Tracer: Joy! Shadow! I have the greatest thing ever ! I need to show you guys this!

Joy: Oh, Tracer! What a surprise!

Shadow: More like an inconvienience…

Tracer: Oh, cheer up love! This video will be sure to lighten up your mood today!

Shadow: Whatever….

Joy: Umm, Lena…we’re actually in the middle of something….

Tracer: 2 minutes love! Tops!

Joy: I…uhhhh…

Tracer: Please, love? Pretty please!

Joy: Oh, why not! We can spare a couple of minutes, right Shadow?

Shadow: ….Let’s just get this over with……

Tracer: Yay! Haha! You guys are going to love it!

Joy: Can’t wait, haha!

Shadow: *very annoyed*

*Tracer plays the video on her laptop. It starts off with a scene in a calm peaceful meadow. Tracer’s rival, Widowmaker, appears in a black dress.*

Joy: Wow, she’s gorgeous!

Tracer: That’s my friend, Widowmaker. At least…..i think we’re friends…

Shadow: *face palm*

*the commercial begins as Widowmaker begins to speak*

Widowmaker: Bonjour! My name is Amelie Lacroix, and I am here to tell you that our world’s population of cows , are in utter depression.

Tracer*giggles*

Joy: Huh?

Shadow: *annoyed*

*Widowmaker puts on gloves as a cow comes on from the background. It was actually Daffy Duck emerging, but appearing to have the entire lower body of a majestic cow. Shadow is digusted, Tracer is trying to hold her laughter, and Joy is for some reason, is starting to blush, with her eyes dilating*

Widowmaker: Look at this majestic, strong cow. So powerful and sturdy, like the chests of 1000 strong men. Yet motherly, like the bosoms of mother nature.

Tracer: *laughs very hard*

Shadow: What the he…What is she saying?!!

*Joy begins to blush even harder, clench her chain, and even begin to bite her lip*

*Widowmaker grabs a bucket, comes closer to the “cow”, and begins to milk his utters, Daffy tries to act like he is in pain, but Joy sees it as something different*

Widowmaker: Listen…Listen to the painful groans of this beautiful creature….

(Daffy groans)

Widowmaker: Did you know that 65% of all cows go through chronic depression due to soreness of their cow utters? Farmers all over the world, from Bangkok to Hollywoood, milk the utters of their own cows with excessive force, to get as much milk from them as humanly possible. Unfortunately this causes massive trauma to their utters, and will cut years from their live due to both internal and external bleeding.

(Shadow is silent….Tracer is laughing her butt off, and Joy is blushing and clenching even harder….)

Widowmaker: Which is why I urge everyone who is watching this, to take the opportunity to never buy Dairy products from either Bangkok or Hollywood. Because beautiful creatures, do not deserve a slow, painful death, but rather a quick, and painless one. Vis a Vis, old age. Together, we can end the tyrannical rampage forever, and save all cows from a sore, bleeding utter.

(Tracer is rolling on the floor laughing, while Shadow is shaking in anger and annoyance. Joy, however, is blushing and clenching to the point of not being able to handle it anymore.)

Joy*unable to hold in the pleasurable feelings*

Widowmaker: Now, as we hold up our heads in solitude, hear this powerful creature besides me, roar a mighty roar, that will transcend the heavens so far, that even God himself will hear!

Daffy Duck Cow: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Joy’s pupils dialate into their peaks. She’s literally shaking…..she cant take it anymore)

Joy: *murmers*

Tracer: Hmm? Are you ok,love? What’s the matter?

Shadow: What in the hell is wrong with you?!

Joy: Ummm, ummm….i uh….neeed to go to the bathroom…BE RIGHT BACK!

(Joy zooms out of the office, to the bathroom right next to the office, seemly at the speed of light. Shadow and Tracer are just dumbfounded. Suddenly, after about 15 seconds, a scream was heard from the bathroom. It was from Edna Mode.)

Edna Mode: NO!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!! DO THAT AT HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Edna Mode drags Joy from her right calf, and attempts to take her to her car, so she can go home early.)

Joy: OH!! OH!! AH! NO! STOP! EDNA!

Edna Mode: NO! I DON’T CARE! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! AS YOUR ASSISTANT, I’M TAKING YOU HOME BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS YOURSELF ANY FURTHER!

(Edna drags Joy out of the joint room, towards the exist. Unfortunately, they were in the second floor….)

Elsa: Now, are they safe?

Anna: And are you calm?

Trunks: Yes. I apologize for acting so sporatically…

Elsa: No worries, Mr. Trunks. Those are very sentimental to you. We would have done the same thing.

Anna: Yeah.

(Trunks notices Joy and Edna from a distance)

Trunks: Hey, there’s the mayor and her assistant right in back of you…..gasp!

Anna: Really? Wondeful!

Elsa: How wonderful!

(Anna and Elsa were both in shock. There were both speechless, as Joy, in the peak of sexual frustration, was being dragged to the entrance by her assistant, Edna Mode)

Joy: PLEASE! 5 MORE MINUTES!

Edna Mode: NO!

Joy: 5 MORE MINUTES, PLEASE!

Edna Mode: NOOOO!!!!!!

Joy: PLLEEAASEEE!!!!!

(Suddenly, Daffy Duck comes up from the back entrance, near where Trunks, Anna and Elsa are. Daffy runs through Anna and Elsa, knocking them down in the process, seemimgly missing Trunks, running to his girlfriend of 10 years, Joy.)

Daffy Duck: I’m coming, Honey Bunny!!

Anna: Oww, watch it!

Elsa: Watch yourself!

Trunks: Show some respect, idiot!

(Daffy rushes to her side, knocking down Edna mode in the process, and reaches Joy)

Daffy: I am here, my flower!

Joy: Baby! Oh thank god, you are here!

Daffy: Are you ok? Do you need anything?

Joy: Yes! Please! I need you to do something for me!

Daffy: Anything my love! Anything! Just name it!

Joy: Daffy…

Daffy: Yes?

Joy: Baby…

Daffy: Yes, sweetie?

Joy: Will you moo for me?

Daffy:..Moo?

(Everyone in the area is speechless)

Daffy: Well, of course, I’ll moo for you. Prepare yourself, my flower! I’m going to break the sound barrier!

Joy: Yes…Yes!...Oh, baby YES!!!!

Shadow: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON---

Daffy: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow: CHRIST, DAFFY!!!!!

Tracer: Aaaugh!

(Daffy’s loud and feminine moo, was so loud that it pierced the sound barrier. Everyone covers there ears desperately, as Daffy’s sounds are too painful to even hear. Elsa and Anna are in pain and Trunks is going absolutely crazy. Edna is knocked out and Joy….is getting off on it.)

Trunks: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

(Trunks accidentially crushes his Tai Bo Training DVDs, by stomping on them while trying to maintain himself. Unfortunately it was no longer necessary. Trunks ignore the extreme loudness and realizes that his sacred DVDs that were given to him by the legendary Billy Blanks himself, have been destroyed by his own foot)

Trunks: *gasp* No……no…..they’re……

Elsa: They’re destroyed…….

Trunks:…….

Elsa: Oh Mr. Trunks…..i’m so sorry……

Anna: Oh my goodness……do you need a hug?

Trunks:…….No……….

Anna: Oh….i see……Are you sur—

Trunks: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Trunks grows very angry, and turns Super Saiyan! His power explodes and tears emit from his eyes, uncontrollably.)

Anna: No, I won’t let you break down like this!

Elsa: Neither will I !

(The two sisters nod to each other and go to him, risking getting hurt, and begins to hug him simotaneously, and holding him as hard as they can)

Anna: Don’t worry, Trunks…..We’re here for you!

Elsa: Let go of all of the negativity that you’re feeling…..just….let it go!

Trunks: I SACRIFICED EVERYTHING!!! EVERYTHING FOR THOSE DVDS!!!! EVEN MY FATHER!!!!

Anna: Wait…what?!....

Trunks: AND THEY STILL…GOT…DESTROYED!!!!!

Elsa: You sacrificed…..your father?

Trunks: RRRAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

(Trunks’s anger has reached his peak. He is now crying, and on his knees, with Elsa and Anna, still holding him)

Anna: It’s going to be ok, Trunks.

Elsa: We won’t leave your side…

Trunks: BILLY-SEMPAI!!! I’M SORRY!!!! FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daffy Duck: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: YES!!! MOO FOR ME, YOU HUNKY HUNK YOU!!!!!!

Daffy: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: Oh YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Neil DeGrass Tyson witnesses all of the commosion and is speechless and dumbfounded….)

Neil DeGrass Tyson: What kind of alternate universe have I entered?!

Shadow:….Lena…..

Tracer:….Yeah, love?....

Shadow:…..Am I in hell?

Tracer:..i think?

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